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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

When have you been in an accident where the other person involved blatantly lied to the police about what transpired?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Elon Musk threatened to decommission Dragon spacecraft. Here's what that would mean for NASA - ABC News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Sam Darnold on final games in Minnesota: "We laid an egg on offense" - NBC Sports

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Oy: United Jet Flies Wrong Route Departing SFO, Causes Near Disaster - One Mile at a Time

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why the end of Google as we know it could be your biggest opportunity yet - ZDNet

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are some K-pop idols with smiles that are healing?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Global Investors Suddenly Have a New Concern: A U.S. ‘Revenge Tax’ - WSJ

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Vice President JD Vance Weighs in on Trey Hendrickson's Future, Contract Talks With Cincinnati Bengals - Sports Illustrated

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

How John Cena recreated CM Punk’s Pipe Bomb promo and changed his farewell tour - Cageside Seats

Still no good

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why should we share our wife with others?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Experts are certain, the next major volcanic eruption will cause climate chaos. - Farmingdale Observer

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Loons and Moons